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HOW TO TALK TO A PIRATE.... IF YOU MUST!

Arrr... September 19th Is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day!"

Attention Bilge Rats, Mateys, Lubbers And Pirates Looking At Forty...
 
Avast!  Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day.  No wait Matey, make that "International Talk Like a Pirate Day"!  Aye, finally a day (is it considered a Holiday?) established just for FUN!  When I first discovered this Pirate's Day celebration I assumed that Jimmy Buffett must have had something to do with it.  But Yo Ho Ho, make that a NO, it was founded by none other than syndicated columnist Dave Berry.  Way to go Dave!  And we all thought you were a "Lubber". 
 
This Web Page will provide any real Lubbers out there with a sort of Pirate Talk 101 tutorial so they too can talk like a Pirate.  Hey, you never know when you may have to talk the talk, or walk the blank... I mean walk the walk!
 
HAVE YOU SAILED THE CARIBBEAN CAYES?

Ron Bertrand... Pirate In Belize.

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Dead Men Tell No Tales

PIRATE LINGO FOR BEGINNERS...
 
Ahoy - Hello!
Avast - hey, check it out!
Aye - I agree.
Aye, aye - yeah, whatever.
Arrr! - expression you can say when asked to talk pirate. 
Beauty - a complimentary term for a woman.
Bilge rat - a term to insult your friends.
Davy Jones Locker - bottom of the sea... were souls lost at sea go!
Grog - pirate drink other than rum.
Lubber - Anyone not talking like a pirate.
Scallywag - a bad person... probably not a pirate.
Yo Ho Ho - an expression of mirth.
 
 
 
 

AVAST!  CLICK BELOW FOR SOME
BRIEF SOUND SAMPLES OF SONGS
INCLUDED ON THE FEATURED CD.           

SEPTEMBER 19TH IS TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. THIS WEBSITE WILL HELP YOU TALK LIKE AND TALK TO A PIRATE.............
 IF YOU MUST!

 
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